When a huge bowl of potato chips is sitting right in front of you, easily accessible, you end up eating a lot more potato chips. America is the only country with a big bowl full of guns always in front of it.

Johnny Depp wins. Amber owes him 15 million dollars, 200 necklaces, 40 bangles , 33 rings, 7 tinted glasses, 4 belts, 18 jingle jangles, 3 wishing feathers and 2 scarves. #verdictwatch

My super funny friend Julia has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Help her fight it by donating to her gofundme. gofund.me/fcf30b97

Please help my funny funny friend kick cancer’s ass. Donate please. 💜💛 gofundme.com/f/help-julia-j…

Baguette-Me-Nots @boozan

🥖 Guy Branum #baguettemenots

My Dad’s so cheap. When he would feed me in my high chair he would never make the spoon an airplane. He always made the spoon a NJ Transit Bus. 🥄🚍

Tonight at 7:30pm Naomi Ekperigin John Milhiser Chelsea Devantez Barry Rothbart niles • ASS GUY on YOUTUBE 🍿 Emily Maya Mills @ErinDeweyLennox @heyjaredhey

Buster’s Birthday

How I made Little Shop of Horror’s Audrey II

Don’t forget to vote! #vote

James Cameron how am I supposed to not pee during a three hour movie about water

This Titanic poster positioning doesn’t make any sense! 25 years of this! #Titanic

🚨 Actual footage from this morning’s EARTHQUAKE 🚨 🌎

Neal Clipper 💅🏻

💨 it was the Crown!! I swear! #fart