Hey Candy Crush Saga I’m about one second from deleting all your apps. That new foot fungus ad. Gross! Get rid of it, or I’m out.

Hey J.C. Reifenberg I always watch Fat Man Beyond, but where can I find out when shows are happening and how to come along? Will be in LA next month for a week or two.

Hey @davidfarrier I think this guy heard your Callory Pear Tree episode! instagram.com/reel/C5Gbf74rC…

Hey @davidfarrier I was listening to another podcast and the cohost said “Hey, the diaper trees are blooming”! Never heard that one before!

Kinda bummed that my Warby Parker Help order hasn’t budged in 11 days (8 business days). Supposed to get to me within 7-10 business days but doesn’t look like it’s shipping any time soon!

Throwback for the Leykis folks…

I don’t have to deal with Air Canada very often, but when I do it’s the most miserable part of my day/week/month. Cancelled flight, struggling to get refund. Jumping through all the hoops.

Hey CenturyLink , I’ll be calling later today to cancel my service and switching to Xfinity. My lifetime $65 rate went up. Not cool. Cancelling!

Hey KevinSmith Sneak peek at the sequel #the530movie

Any craft beer fans in Wrexham, that would be interested in me bringing some of the best beer Oregon has to offer in exchange for Wrexham Tickets sale, swap or spares ? I’m not traveling over until next September, just putting a feeler out.

Hey KevinSmith Just have all the living police academy actors play Mall cops in whatever the next Mallrats project is…

Hey booyah , do you know anything about this tattoo?

About to file a UPS claim for a damaged item, and although the claim is legit, I fear I’m going to be fighting an uphill battle. Everything I’m seeing online is that UPS will fight me every inch of the way. Don’t disappoint me, UPS.

Tell ‘em Steve Dale! booyah #welcometowrexham

Hey Expedia and Hotels.com I’m having bad luck this week. A hotel I booked back in Dec for LA this weekend cancelled my room but is still available at 4 times the price. Chat support useless. Also just got a notice of an England hotel cancelling on me too!