Bricktop_NAFO How about we have our secretary of defense be required to do a sobriety test every day.

"Night Shift," by Ron Howard! Just watched it a couple months ago on a recommendation from my boss. Micheal Keaton's breakout role. He is just electric in the easy going and silly script. Really delightful film I had basically never heard of before July. Watch it!

Overheard in sf: “I think that guys listening to our conversation”

Grok, is this real?

"Next year," guys! Just trust us.

My intern was born in 2007 I have unread emails older than that

It's almost 2026... why don't people know how to flip selfie pictures before posting them? Especially when they're showing logos and words on their outfits! Like... you know it's harder to read shit in a mirror, right? And that you can set your phone to flip these automatically?

not jeremy screaming into a pillow to try and get the rasp in his voice back 😭😭😭

There have been more "Treehouse or Horror" episodes of #TheSimpsons than total episodes of #StrangerThings.

I think you're gonna miss your flight...

"#TheSimpsons showrunner Matt Selman defends making Homer and Marge millennials: 'Not worried about messing with the timeline'" I kind of love his entire attitude and tone throughout the article... but especially on this screenshot'd quote. 😁 ew.com/the-simpsons-b…

You know, I've long theorized that Taylor's musical talent and success was at the expense of her personal happiness. She's only as brilliant as her relationships are bad. The worse a break-up, the better the album. Like a Monkey's Paw curse. And now she's really in love. 🤷‍♂️

Tell us you don't know Massachusetts exists without us you don't know Massachusetts exists.

Too bad about your hairline, though. 😆

If my child sees a gay person on TV they’re being indoctrinated but if they imitate a drooling bigot podcaster well gosh that’s just inspiring

Republicans continue to crash out over the absolute dumbest shit imaginable. 🤡 🤣

What a drunk clown. 🤡

This is so devastating and effective. It feels like using napalm on an ant hill. The game is forever changed.

underrated factor for all of these people is they are actually just extremely dumb