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Actually that might make me rethink my position on this.

Very much looking forward to this.

I thought the Tories would hold the record for the number of u-turns made in a 12 month period for quite some time, but Keir Starmer seems determined to smash that record.

Might host a music award next 😂

Starmer's 4-point PIP means that someone who can't wash their own hair, private parts, legs and feet, and needs assistance to be able to get in or out of a bath or shower will not be entitled to a penny of welfare help. This bill is beyond nightmarish. It must be scrapped.

Glastonbury.

As far as I know, this new 4-point means-testing system will only apply to new claimants, who will also receive less money (£50 per week) than existing claimants (£97). How does any of this make sense?

Well if I were to take a guess based on the past few months, I would say that many of them were busy successfully passing online courses on How to Out-Tory the Tories - with flying colours.

Why even sit on their hands when they could have just chaise-longue’d their way through?

OUCH

Oh Christ. Did they not learn anything from the Boaty McBoatface debacle?

What did he trip over? His broken promises?

Bloody hell, did they staple that smile to her face?

So much you can hold Starmer politically accountable for, but they’re scrutinising the bloke’s weight gain. Dear oh dear.

Well I *was* doing just fine today without seeing a video of real life Lovecraftian horror but here we are.

It might not be a bank holiday, but you can still binge this while driving to IKEA, or BBQing tofu kebabs in the backyard while watching next door's kids pour a litre bottle of sunflower oil into their parent's hot tub this weekend. Or whatever it is you lot do.

One Year Hard Labour Tory chaos rebadged with a red rosette. youtu.be/SpJhyyhuJrY?si…

Superb 👌 What a year!

Jonathan Pie Nails it again 100% 👇