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We're so sorry but we have to reschedule tonight & tomorrow's shows at artsdepot (tonight) and at Norden Farm (tomorrow) Paddy is really poorly. The venue will be in touch as soon as possible with a new date and your tickets will still be valid. Really sorry again, J&P xx

Heading to Lowry to see Jonny & The Baptists for the 12th time in a decade. Always a pleasure seeing these daft buggers. xx

Oh go on let's get Grace an oscar (please buy album. We bought album. Album astonishing. Ten stars)

After an extensive AGM/table tennis competition, we've come to the conclusion that it would be absolutely brilliant if you helped our new show by joining our patreon and getting a shedload of extra fun supportive stuff and we'd be delighted. patreon.com/jonnyandthebap…

Pleasance derek mitchell dylan Pleasance Comedy Edinburgh Festival Fringe Justin Moorhouse Blue Book Artist Management Assembly Festival Ray O'Leary 17:55, Assembly Festival Piccolo 1st - 24th August (not 12th, 13th, 19th, 20th, 25th) Are you happy? Jonny & The Baptists can help! A new personal and political show about our desire, and the country's struggle, to just be happy. 📸 Matt assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/545-j…

Wooo! Edinburgh run in our favourite space!!!

We really cannot stress this enough - this is the best theatre news of the year. The biggest congratulations to Benedict Lombe, Lynette Linton, Heather Agyepong, Tosin Cole and all at Bush Theatre - everyone go and get tickets immediately!

✨ TONIGHT ✨ Five Prime Ministers ago, David Cameron started a ‘happiness index’ to measure how joyful the people of this nation are. Which is ironic, when you think about what he did next. “Wickedly funny” ★★★★ (Times) 🎟️ event.bookitbee.com/49855/jonny-an…

We're performing Monkey Barrel Comedy in Edinburgh tonight for our final preview! 7.30pm start, it's an hour, it's lots of fun and your chance to see some of the things which may not make into the full show so in a way this is a once in a lifetime chance (£8) tockify.com/monkey.barrel/…

"Don't make me ask twice" 👀 Tosin Cole & Heather Agyepong star in the smash hit #ShiftersPlay from 12th August Tickets from £20 🎟️ | Duke of York's Theatre 📍

Reliably informed we should at least tell you we're doing Edinburgh festival woops sorry assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/545-j…

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As the saying goes: "wanna know WHAT'S ON (that I should see)? Listen to WATS ON (the person who says stuff)"

A recommendation from Father himself!

A lovely write up from a lovely, lovely person. Thank you Lyn! We were delighted to have you there!

You absolutely must see Pete Heat this year. Such a tonic - 8.30pm, Ten Dome Pleasance - the man is one of those real warlocks with spells and everything but also astoundingly funny and heartfelt. BAPTISTS LOVE PETE.

The real guy the best guy. Go and see his show because absolutely.

ANNOUNCEMENT: We're leaving this hell site! Twitter or X or Splort or whatever they call this now is a load of rubbish and Elon Musk is an arbiter of doom- you do hate to give such an immense sounding title to such a buffoon though. [1/2]

We could never continue using a website with such a deplorable ethos, especially not to promote our new tour: The Happiness Index, Feb-June 2025 across the UK. Our lefty morals could not abide by using it to promote dates in London, Edinburgh, Liverpool- oh Clevedon, how lovely!