Yup. Read this, @world if you want to know what’s really happening in the UK.

. Test Match Special I've only just realised you're talking about "bats" the flying animal, not willows. I was picturing a clock of flying paddles. Must still be sleepy...

We won the cricket & my satsuma peel came off in a rude looking way #bestdayever

imma be on telly.

'Patients aren't dying because nurses are striking. Nurses are striking because patients are dying.' Solidarity with the nurses on strike today! 💙

Loving the new vinyl opposite the bar The Point. Is it usual to get this excited by signage? 😆

My brain, every time someone brings up Cocaine Bear: 🎵🎶 cocaine bear, why you gotta take cocaine? 🎵🎶 cc Jonny Donahoe

We can decide to be “threatened” by a wee flibbertigibbet on TikTok and make a huge fuss about it, including bullying her (mostly be calling her “him” when she has said she wants to be called her) or they can think lucky me, I was born a woman, what’s next?

Can't believe he's 43

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Rishi Sunak certainly seems pretty pissed off with whoever it is who's been running the country recently #CPC23

Just so we're clear, trans rights are human rights, trans women are women, and the trans "debate" is a rehash of eighties homophobia, inflated (as it was then) by people trying to justify their discomfort at otherness.

I agree! Could you PLEASE tell the men I come across online to stop conforming to old-fashioned out-of-date stereotypes that inform my own personal experiences and thus directly influence my comedy? In the meantime, I’ll write a few jokes taking down the good guys, shall I?

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