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I just love my cat so much.

Okay hear me out: maybe we all go back to Neopets.

GO BIRDS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Heartbreaking moment this morning in which I thought ahead to brew coffee at home and put it in a to-go cup for my mostly-walking commute in 19 degree weather… and left the full, warm cup sitting on the living room table with no time to turn back 💔

Hey um really try to avoid getting the flu that’s going around right now if you’re asthmatic. I’ve only ever had mild, exercise-induced asthma, but I’ve needed my inhaler 1-3 times per day for the last 10 days since I recovered from the flu 🙃

go birds

like this tweet if you think I should release a folk punk neopets concept EP

It’s amazing how much a vocal rest day can be sabotaged by a) thinking out loud and b) a need to say “hi pretty girl!” every time my cat enters a room

I just… I just hate AI so so much. Everything about it 😡

isn’t it exhausting for you guys to be loud and boring on here all the time

all hot smart people hate ai btw

please don’t april fools me i’m so tired

I’ve been out of the theatre concessions industry for like 5 months at this point, but man it’s still satisfying to organically hear people complain about a competitor company’s leaking, unbranded cups

This is literally how I had my first kiss except it was the original Super Smash Bros (I won)

Hey, send this to someone who needs it: letmegooglethat.com/?q=due+process…

someone pay for my next tattoo and I’ll kiss you and bake you a pie please. the next one is small I promise!!

Not to brag but I am SO good at compartmentalization. Pretty sure half my brain is actively on fire.

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork