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Was stoked to get my friend and DETENTION script collaborator Joseph Kahn on to talk about that and his new movie Ick (opens July 27, go see it!).

New podcast interview with me and the co-writer of DETENTION talking about making DETENTION. Then we talk about ICK! Tickets: fathomentertainment.com/releases/ick/

America and Canada are the same place. It's North America. The differences are so minute. The cities, roads, suburbs are identical. One likes gravy on their fries. Canadians in America are impossible to differentiate, other than they are scared shitless their work visas expire.

I just beat Pokémon Arceus. Give me my flowers.

Next time they want to catch dinosaurs, they should bring pokeballs.

Very thankful for America. Love it here. 🇺🇸

I don't love 2:35 for Jurassic Park movies. Hard to get the scale of the dinos and humans in the same shot unless you pull the camera really way back. Spielberg knows everything.

I was indoctrinated to love America. There’s literally nothing that you could tell me about America that would make me stop loving it. I know this because I’ve imbibed most of the canon of anti-American complaint with no alteration in my baseline feeling for my country. This is

I find AI highly unreliable.

The scene in Godfather 2 where Kay tells Michael she aborted his son is one of the most horrible things ever filmed.

July 4th weekend with fireworks over dry Los Angeles hills run by incompetent politicians may be more dangerous than Ukraine.

I am convinced this scene started the rapid population collapse of the birth rate in Western civilization.

Love or hate Jurassic World Rebirth, but a snickers wrapper destroying the laboratory is awesome, you humorless reactionaries.

Civilization is smart people trying to get stupid people to behave, whether it's Aristotle, Thomas Jefferson, or Jesus.

I love product placement in movies. It actually makes them more realistic. We don't live in a world where we drink a white can with the word beer on it. We drink Coors inside our Kia Sorento. Superman being thrown into a Coca-Cola sign is one of my favorite shots of all time.

Annie Hall feels remarkably modern in a way that it wasn't when I watched it 10 years ago. The neuroticism, self-absorption and the disconnect between sexes has come full circle.

I bought an electric box cutter today and spent hours ripping up boxes. This is what girl Star Wars doesn't understand. Boys just want to rip up boxes with a dedicated machine. It's not about the force, it's about force multiplier.

I think the big takeway from Jurassic World Rebirth is movie stars matter.

Revelation behind Jeffrey Epstein is this: even a billionaire needs to buy sex through a pimp. Mating is difficult and rare. Males are meant to find one hot girl, feel lucky, marry her, have kids, work until they die. That's the natural order of life.

ICK audience trailer. Plays July 27, 28, 29 in theaters. Tickets here: fathomentertainment.com/releases/ick/