GenZ so addicted to TikTok that if it gets banned they’re gonna storm the capital and make Jan 19th the new “insurrection” day

Time is a flat circle

0 smiles in 22 years impressive

(mutters) great googly moogly…

Somewhere in heaven… ANGEL Excuse me, Lord? There’s another prayer coming in. GOD From? ANGEL The inaugura- GOD AGAIN?! WE GET IT, AMERICA! YOU’RE A “CHRISTIAN NATION”! STFU, ENJOY YOUR STUPID PRESIDENT, AND STOP BOTHERING ME EVERY 5 MIN IM BUSY! (cues up Severance S2)

You can pry my AM Calist card from My cold dead hands

Notice the lean Proof that Trump is indeed a ‘smooth criminal’

Slow start here in the AFC championship, but the Refs have finally shown up and look ready to get that W

Bills coulda had 17 there if not for the refs

Better Vision. Better Calls. Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

This match up really isn’t helping dispel the whole “you can tell the Super Bowl is scripted by the colors on logo matching the teams” narrative. #nfl #rigged

Sources tell me that Dallas had to make this move before Slovenian goods got hit with a massive Trump tariff

Nice to see all those massive stars getting their SAG healthcare locked up today. 👏👏 #superbowlcommercials

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

No one cares if a billionaire decide to go work for the govt. The problem is a billionaire who lies and says they’re doing it bc “the system is broken and corrupt and I must help fix it.” If the system is so terrible then how did you become a BILLIONAIRE in it?! gtfoh

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, wake up - new 3/15 content just dropped:

The “legend” doesn't have Tyler Booker drafted in the first round. 😂😂 Just turn these mocks over to AI guys, it’s so lazy.

Hope her filming her husband is legit appreciation - but sounds like she laughs at :24. If so, it’s the latest in bad trend of clowning men as dumb lugs who can’t articulate emotion. Just bc he or “wire” guy don’t use words - this is still real emotional complexity & depth

Retweet if your team has the best record in baseball

AI, you’re on the clock to replace Mel Kiper.