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Yeah but are they flat like Earth??? #trappist1 7 Earth-Size Planets Identified in Orbit Around a Dwarf Star nyti.ms/2lvQVzq

Eric Trump eating at Mar-a-Lago to the tune of Papa Roach: 🎶CUT MY STEAK INTO PIECES / THIS IS MY DAD'S RESORT 🎶

"I would like to thank my lovely blue eyed wife. My white tigress. My creamy milk skinned honey. My computer paper-faced sweetie." #oscars

I'm only 2,999 iPhones away from being able to afford healthcare! #Chaffetz

I think we should change the motto of The United States from "In God We Trust" to "Just Doin' Our Thang!" Who's with me?

Stranger asked me which direction to the Whole Foods and I can't tell if she really needed to know or if it was a sick burn

Do you think if someone explained to Trump that the meals themselves aren't on wheels, he'd be more likely to keeping their funding?

Guy: I had to pinch her butt your honor, It was st. patricks day Judge: tru tru. case dismissed

When she don't text you back after you just buried her body.

Jaws prequel: "We're going to need a boat."

Bill Maher is like a treehouse, when you find it as a teen you think "this is so cool" but when you go back now, "wow, this is a hazard"

NOT PICTURED: Socks and Sandals. #Charlottesville

Trump is very, very specific when he wants to condemn someone - ask the Khans, Judge Curiel, Comey, his AG - his vagueness has a purpose.

🎶I'm a Mitch, I'm a Taylor/I'm a Kyle and a Xavier/I'm a Richard, I'm a James/We all have the same names🎶

Now Bannon can focus on what he truly loves: turning into The Fly.

Number of Americans killed on battlefields in all wars in history: 1,396,733 Killed by firearms in the US since 1968: 1,516,863 (NYT)