This kid’s wife will have a Facebook bio like this: HaPpiLy married to my oil field honey 💖 Mother to Braylynne Naya, Jeighdynn Lynne, and Braxton Lee ~ not perfect, just forgiven ~ Msg me for It Works wraps! Been using them for 3 years n I lost 4 1/2 lbs! x.com/mcmichaelgraci…

people who can actually enjoy cinnamon flavored candy and gum must not have ever had a horrific Fireball experience and are far better people than you or I

Email from professor: “Unfortunately I won’t be able to make it for our 8:30 class...” Me, reading email at 10am: x.com/datboyocho/sta…

Friends: You trynna get Mexican and Margs? Me: x.com/drake/status/2…

i think just simply loving others can go way further than we think

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

I highly recommend that everyone turns their siblings invisible HAHAHAH

Me omw to do some shit I have no business doing.

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day So girls, for the love of god, please help me out: ‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday ‘Like’ if you do