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Celtics giving me a heart attack

Haha that was a funny joke game… ok when does the actual Celtics Knicks game start?

I’m a nice guy.. Why would the Boston Celtics do this to me

Jacob Dies 2: the dieyening

The first ever gluten-intolerant Pope has been chosen!

Sources confirm that Benson Boone has been named the new pope and h— Oh my! Pope Benson just did a front-flip off the Vatican balcony!!

Taking a sip of my poison when the Celtics shoot a 3 and spitting it out when it goes in

*puts my illegal Russian sleeping pills back into the bottle*

Going on an outdoors date with a woman is awesome cuz you can point out every single airplane that goes by and tell her whether it is an airbus, boing or miss aleaneous

*on Subway Takes* Having a small-sized penis is actually better for the environment

Lost in all this is the majority of Knicks fans being genuinely classy. They didn’t even victory lap last night. Respect to that fanbase.

Thank you to the best fans in in the world!

Permission to treat the witness as capping, your honor?

carpenters really good band

they should call the NBA the FLOP-B-A because these guys B Flopping A lot

Ferris bueller remake starring Timothee Chalamet

Apparently if you hit your funny bone hard enough you can pass out! I learned this fun fact today when this happened to me

Ok so obviously Ferris bueller would be played by timothee chalamet. And his girlfriend would be Jenna Ortega.. But who is our cameron?