Too many numbers. Too many dates. Too many percentages. 🤪 You needed to share your screen and show us a PowerPoint Dan. Dan Andrews #CovidVictoria #Covid_19

Mathematically speaking, a ‘double hat trick’ just doesn’t really make sense. I table a motion for 4 wickets in row to be called a golden hat trick. All in favour, say aye. Cricket Australia Fox Cricket Cricket Victoria Ricky Ponting AO 7Cricket Cameron Boyce Adam Collins

I’d like to propose that the thumbs up emoji be brought back from the brink of lazy/rude/passive aggressive, and we return to the good old days of a simple/efficient/straightforward way of saying ‘yep, got it’. #thumbsuptothethumbsup @emojiBoardOfDirectors

The Fox Cricket tribute to #ShaneWarne was an incredible mix of memories, celebration, and raw emotion. And unbelievable professionalism by Mark Howard Kerry O'Keeffe Mark Taylor Isa Guha Andrew Symonds and team, to bring that to a country in mourning. Thank you. Kayo Sports

Walking home from the gym this morning I hear the MCG test their siren for the first time this season. No big deal. *cries with joy* AFL Melbourne Cricket Ground Hawthorn FC #afl2022

The pop ups for ‘Cookies’ are becoming more detailed and complex. And yet. I still don’t care, am still unsure what they are asking me, and will continue to simply accept all, so I can get back to filling my cart with things I won’t buy.

I just think, that while all those buttons on the microwave are great and all, and the short cuts for ‘baked potato’ ‘casserole’ and ‘frozen dinner’ might SEEM like useful features, designers need to accept our usage has never gone beyond ‘1 minute’ and ‘Start’.

Question. How far OUT does the ball need to be before the high tech Siri machine stops calling OUT? #AusOpen #AusOpen #AO2023

This morning I realised a button had fallen off my shirt, and within seconds, I came up with the idea to do a quick fix with a big, round, button-like stud earring. It worked a treat. And I can’t even deal with the absolute high class MacGyver boss move that was.

Really getting around the dulcet tones of F1 cars being heard around Melbourne right now. Just makes you wonder. How’s Toto doing? And also. Did Ginger Spice come? #DriveToSurvive #AusGP #F12023

I table a motion to give ‘hors d’oeuvres’ back to the French, citing irreconcilable difficulties with the spelling.

Just circling back, did anyone figure out if you can ever just be, ‘whelmed’?

Toilet going is a tactical, integrated and underacknowleged complexity of sport watching. Melbourne Water