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A far more thought provoking question than “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it really make a sound?” This could spur a whole new generation of great philosophical minds. A new golden age!

If people on Twitter were as smart as they think they are there would have never been a need for the creation of any “artificial” intelligence. It exists because you’re all dumbasses.

Whenever you see a “political influencer” tweet something about BREAKING NEWS, rest assured you’re about to read some complete bullshit.

If Jalen Hurts walked on water, they would say it's because he can't swim.

Our victory is nearly complete

Not to be controversial but I don’t think a guy picking out nice things for where he lives makes him gay. I think guys who call it gay are usually overcompensating feminine men who write about how manly they are.

The Phanatic is a fan of Coldplay! 😂 (Via Jason Martinez)

wait so they’re NOT astronomers?!

I’m just going to drop this here.

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about…

Colbert got canceled because it’s a dying format. In not 1982 where your choices were Johnny Carson or fucking Masterpiece Theatre on PBS. Plus, people don’t mind a couple of political jokes but maybe they’re tired of being fucking preached to. Maybe people are “politicked out”.

Remember when they sold thumb tacks like this

We are finally evolving

no that is a PS5

Trump is going to prison (like 5 times) We’re gonna lock Hillary up! Now Obama and a bunch of other people are going to prison. Sure they are, morons! YOU GOT THEM THIS TIME FOR SURE!

My answer would vary depending on my mood but it will never be any variety of wine.

Catturd may have done the impossible I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it: 1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post 2. “I was raised in

The problem is they generate insufficient revenue. They lost $50 million last year. They haven’t once made a profit. They want salaries many times what they currently make but can’t justify it. Women’s sports don’t make money because WOMEN don’t support them.

Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.