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#Translation And so, in 4004 BC, God created the Earth -- startling the Jōmon hunter-gatherers already making rope-patterned pottery designs.

Creationists: You picked up that pen to see if it works. Me: So? Creationists: That's viciously circular!!!!

#Translation Again, lol, thinking owning people as property in 1400BC is morally different from owning people as property in 1800AD. #Slavery #apologist

#Translation Yes, I think it is morally permissible to own people as property. #Slavery #apologist

#Translation Stop trying to educate the willfully ignorant.

#Translation What are peptic ulcers?

#Translation Yes, I'm angry and clueless, and I suffer from illusory superiority -- but I'm also never going to do my own research.

#Translation God would be TOTALLY convinced if atheists just pretended to believe in Him.

#Translation I parsed through all the data from both the Institute for Creation Research AND Creatoinist Ministries International, and I determined that it is impossible for allele frequencies to change in populations over successive generations. #Liars4Jesus

#Translation I spend too much time hating on the LGBT to think critically or rationally.

#Translation Taking your car to an expert mechanic is a "tell" that you're getting desperate, and the fallacy of generally trusting the experts and following the evidence is quite comical. #useless #apologetics

#Translation Isn't acetone good for your lungs?

#Translation Might makes right!

Imagine thinking the Confederate flag waving Republicans of today were NOT fighting for segregation...

"Black people shouldn't celebrate their freedom," says white guy....

Look at the bizarre mental gymnastic creationists must perform to avoid the fact that people who WERE convinced that Jesus is the son of God can become unconvinced.... Then he blocks. Because he's not just an idiot, but also a coward. #Apologetics

#Translation What is special pleading? #Dumb4Jesus

#Translation You're dumb for not accepting my idiotic definition of marriage.

#Translation Imagine wanting to die in agony from tooth pain in your early 20s...