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There is an epidemic of male insecurity that could be solved if they would simply stop taking themselves so seriously. You aren’t an ancient warrior you should be 1980’s goofball suburban dad-maxing be honest with yourself

“We live in the flicker—may it last as long as the old earth keeps rolling! But darkness was here yesterday.” - Heart of Darkness

there's a type of guy who in eras past would have expressed his midlife dissatisfaction and resentment by coming home at night and kicking the dog, and while I am sure this guy still exists, I suspect he has pivoted to seeking release mainly by bullying people on the internet

I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

I admire Kash Patel’s perpetual surprise. The world is strange and wondrous. One should aspire to live, grow old, and, ultimately, die in a state of astonishment.

>Run on releasing the Epstein files >People love it >Win >Turns out you're in them >Pretend you never said any of that >When pressured pretend they don't exist >When pressured more pretend they're actually made up Ok bro

Who amongst us hasn't written a birthday letter to a dear old pal, implying that we both share a horrendous dark secret?

Weird hippie stuff. Ice cream isn’t good for you, neither is steak and shake, neither is Coca Cola, you cant whitewash these foods.

Conan's the only good "late night" host. I thought everyone knew this.

read in the failing new york times that some dude in china is turning his house into blighttown. that’s the sorta stuff keeps me going

A funny thing about authoritarian extremists of any stripe is their eagerness to support a regime that violently punishes the people they don’t like, while also feeling confident that the same regime would never harm innocents and would certainly never come for them.

enjoy your tax hike, tariff fans

Mehdi: "I think you could say, 'I'm a fascist.'" Pinesap: "Yeah. I am." This is not the old routine of labeling someone a Nazi to shut down debate. The guy bluntly labeled himself a fascist. What an incredibly stupid post.

There are many annoying things about MAGA. But the most annoying is their penchant for attributing positions to people that they didn't hold, and then saying "They were wrong!" No one doubted Trump's tariffs would increase tariff revenue. When you raise taxes, you raise revenue.

Proudly declares himself a fascist, says he wants to get rid of democracy, gets fired, raises $30k off a GiveSendGo in less than 24 hours. If anyone out there is looking to make a few extra bucks, just say some really unhinged shit on a giant platform and watch it roll in.

Left wing cancel culture: trying to get you fired for being allegedly racist Right wing cancel culture: trying to get you fired because I’m racist

Can we just reset woke back to 2013? I want to celebrate girlbosses and Black street fashion and stuff. I don't want to hear about how Anne Frank destroyed the climate with her white privilege

The summer of 2020 was legitimately insane