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TONIGHT: Major LOL Vibes with Rachel Kaly as part of New York Comedy Festival! A night of comedy with Rachel Kaly, featuring Jo Firestone and Sydnee Washington! 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: bit.ly/3tb2aRv

TONIGHT: Union Hall & Vulture present PRETTY MAJOR with Zach Zimmerman as part of the New York Comedy Festival! Featuring: ∙ niles • ASS GUY out June 4th 🍿 ∙ @danadonnelly ∙ Dan Perlman ∙ haley ∙ Sydnee Washington ∙ @saggiesplinters 7PM Doors / 7:30 Show Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: bit.ly/3EdbE5a

Right before my stroke, I recorded my debut comedy album, and guess what? Preorder starts today! It’s also my birthday, a celebration of life, so if you do nothing, the stroke wins! Excited to do this album with Blonde Medicine with a photo by mindy tucker (duh). Link in bio

The sun fucked up Sydnee Washington listen to the full ep of “Steph Infection” here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ste…

Can we all agree that boneless wings are just nuggets. Please call them nuggets and stop gaslighting us.

Im really not trying to be a bitch but if i ask(the server) "do you serve wings" and you say "yes of course we serve wings" but then comes out some flat nuggets drenched in buffalo sauce calling it "boneless", we gotta thumb wrestle until ur shift is over.

This year has been rough, so can we lower our friendsgiving expectations. You already know whoever is "hosting" cant cook/has enough plates. And the people showing up think their "presence is a present". Just be happy for the shelter & spotify playlist they are providing.

The one who saved my life and stomped the shooter’s face in was not a drag queen, she is a trans woman. Let’s not call trans women drag queens during this time of grieving over a transphobic attack.

TONIGHT! 11/22 🔥 7:30p - Sydnee Washington Sydnee Washington (The Unofficial Expert Podcast, Comedy Central) performs her electrifying solo show about the significant childhood events leading up to an infamous fire that could have ruined her family. Tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/sydneewa…

We’re like one trend away from this being the look again. I give It 5 months.

See “I Live Here” with Sydnee Washington Sydnee Washington ft. Zainab Johnson ZAINAB JOHNSON Rob Haze Rob HaZe Chloe Hilliard @Chloe_Hilliard Garrick Bernard @GarrickBernard and Liza Treyger on Friday Dec 9th @ 7:30PM The Lyric Hyperion! 🎟➡️ californiacomedyclub.com/events/i-live-…

ice cold lineup tomorrow w/ Hackerone Sydnee Washington Jordan Temple @KennyDeForest Ketra Long ru anderson ❄️

The “girls”are saying I have STEM energy but I’m just wearing cool jackets.

When you are in you’re 40’s and you’re trying to learn a TikTok dance. Well… we tried. 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂 Keesha Sharp

Hey LA! I am excited to present "@RobHaze Has Friendz" at The Glendale Room on December 18th at 7pm. Feat C.J. Toledano Sydnee Washington @NonProfitComic and Jordan Temple hosted by Rob Haze (The Tonight Show Sherman McDaniels) Tinyurl.com/RobHazeLA for tickets

Only on tik tok can you watch a therapist do a GRWM and in the comment section there will be chaos. "Did you really just put boots on without socks? They should take your license away".

Two upcoming THISMYSHOW events in LA: 12/18 Rob HaZe has Friends w/ Sydnee Washington Jordan Temple C.J. Toledano & @NonProfitComic at The Glendale Room Tinyurl.com/RobHazeLA 1/13 A Night In Mission Hill w/ BILL OAKLEY & Josh Weinstein at Dynasty Typewriter Tinyurl.com/MissionHill4kI…

Quinta Brunson, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Janelle James and Tyler James Williams have all received Golden Globe nominations for their performances in ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY.’

Did they think the pink bow would distract us from noticing Eeyore’s depression? I’m trying figure out if it symbolizes something deeper or the illustrator just thought the bow looked “cute”.