Gossip reaching us in the prep common room...Lisa and Geoff heading the guest list...

Prospectuses or Prospectii? A number missing from Stroud.. Sorry, KESprep today, worrying times, it'll be the flag next #ominous

Just had the call from Thould about our lack of invite #grovelling

Looking forward to the ballot tomorrow #noshowatseptemberkesfamilydrinks #wewantourfreedomback STROUD UNITE