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starting valuations matter for long run returns. don't expect more than 10-11% p.a in the next 5 years for Nifty 50.

Main bola, “Mori saiyaa re, chale Saiyaraa” Mori saiyaa ne palke uthaayi aur bola, “Hutt!”

Who is going to tell him about the 3 month notice period 👀

How soon before the ‘No UPI’ vendors realise that people only care about evading their own taxes and not help others evade theirs?

Many will do well to worry less about their portfolio surviving and worry more about them surviving With lifestyles so unhealthy, your portfolio will definitely out-survive you!

By 2100, which of these will no longer exist? A) Fiat currency B) Capitalism C) Democracy

What % of the blame can be attributed to MFDs? Or do they just get all of the credit and none of the blame!

1.23% down, can’t be random, sach sach batao, itna precision se kaun giraya market?

Indo Chinese itna kha liya hai ki original Chinese khana vahiyat lag raha hai Jab tak maida aur fried nahi, wo chinese nahi 😅

₹1 SIP at 15% CAGR after 100 years becomes ₹10Cr If your third generation is not rich, it’s all your fault!

Pro tip for marriage: Meet the grandparents first! Cool grandparents = Cool family = Cool Guy/Gal

Dusron ke behkawe main aa ke health insurance policies mat cancel karo Ek zukaam ho jayega aur sara premium jo bachaya tha wo ek chhik mein kharch ho jayega!

In Gurgaon Half of the people are run over by Thars The other half die from pollution The other half die in floods And the remaining half buy houses that are never built Remind me again why do you live in Gurgaon? 😅 This is sarcasm, please don’t send a Thar after me 🙏🏻

Our next door neighbour recently bought a 50 inch LCD TV and they are so excited Money does buy happiness And if money has stopped buying you happiness, consider yourself privileged!

When did you gather the courage to order a whole soup and not ‘1 by 2’ in front of your parents? And did the slap hurt?

Wrong. Man or woman, nobody cares about "earning". What people care about is how much money you have. If you're not earning but are (or even are presumed to be) rich, you'll get all the respect you could want.

Every ₹ you save is one less ₹ in India’s GDP So stop being selfish and be a true patriot Spend every ₹ you can, go into debt if you have to, and grow India’s GDP! Jai Hind 🇮🇳

The Gods be like: “Let’s make the deadliest foods the most delicious and see what humans choose” To hell with the Gods, It’s raining here and I choose death! I am having those damn Bhajiyas!