I like to think that the real reason Trump wants the border fence painted black is he’s been watching TikTok videos of people painting their chicken coop mesh black and he thinks it’ll make it easier for him to see the chickens.

For the Smithsonian’s new MAGA collection. “Self Portrait With An Ear Bandage”

To be clear... that $650,000 was a bribe.

See how this works?

Trump apologia “No murders in DC” sounds a lot like giving (false) credit to Mussolini for the trains running on time.

Painting the wall black was a bad idea when Trump suggested it in 2019. He was warned that it wouldn’t work and be a waste of money, but he did it anyway in 2020. Surprise! It didn’t work and wasted money. Something something doing the same thing expecting a different result.

This is a much less stupid way to paint the border. tiktok.com/t/ZP8B56snr/

Happy Birthday National Park Service! We got you this cake, but the raccoons got into it.

Republicans used to say the government shouldn’t pick winners and losers in the marketplace — until their desperate fossil fuel donors came calling, and Trump started using the power of government to crush fossil fuel’s clean energy rivals.

Whenever Trump promises something “in two weeks,” reporters should ask him if he thinks he’ll still be alive then.

211 years ago this week, the British burned the White House. Now Trump is burning democracy down from within the White House. tiktok.com/t/ZP8BH5Cfm/

Canceling the nearly finished wind construction makes no sense, but neither did canceling research studies already underway.

Today is Women’s Equality Day, which marks the anniversary of the certification of the 19th Amendment. Turning Point’s Charlie Kirk celebrated the day by telling the newly engaged Taylor Swift, “Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge.” 1/