my friend: i really need your advice me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person

In the year of our lord 2024 WHY are we asking to send things in via fax?!?

I kind of want this

Hey Target since when do you let cell phone companies hassle customers who are just trying to get laundry soap and makeup wipes??

I've done this

🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

Grrr looks like a rain system moving into FLA this week. Last time I did Disney with my sister was Hurricane Ian. We can’t win. 😭😭

I thought we dealt with this during Covid. I don’t care if you’re a hugger. Don’t f@cking touch me.

I’m freezing during June soccer

Starting a new book at 10pm. I am nothing if not brave and daring.

Heck of a day, this was

Thanks to Jeremy (Main Street Magic) this is now mandatory viewing on every trip.

not a cell phone in sight... just a group of kids living in the moment watching a horror movie

I deal with a lot of beneficiaries as part of my job. For all their bitching about other people being rude I will take a Gen X or millenial bene over a Boomer any day of the week

Gen X and Millenials actually seem appreciative of what we are doing for them, as opposed to acting like every meeting or signature is a gigantic chore

'Painful reminder:' Flags in Ohio at half-staff until sunset tonight. Details in the link below. fox8.com/news/painful-r…

At Disneyland today. Someone needs to explain this fascination that people have with pickles. I don’t mind pickles but what’s with walking around eating a pickle as a snack in a damn theme park?

Still stuck at LAX because we have no pilot. If this doesn’t work out I am stranded here until at least Tuesday

I am never getting on a plane again. I’m going to be one of those 29 hour drive midwesterners