
Keith Platt
@keithplatt
Widowed five year ago when my dear Sandra got hit by a shopping trolley in Morrisons car park. Now doing stand up. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds! #MOT #ALAW
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12-07-2010 16:10:33
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On event day let's be very clear about the message Brent Council send out. You are NOT welcome in Wembley unless you are there for the event. Stay away. Do not enter the area. Do not come here, your money, custom and patronage are not welcome. Disgusting. I will never return.
COMEDY this week 17/7 Paul F Taylor Matt Green 18/7 Bennett Arron Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) 20/7 Keith Platt 22/7 🇯🇲🇬🇧 Pauline Eyre (she/her) BODY, on tour 2024-5 Luke Chilton @JackHesterJokes Matt Foster AIR CON is on! Cheaper in advance - Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com








COMEDY this week Thu 25/1 Try Out Night with @keithplatt Saturday 27/1, @charmianhughes hosts @Thephilellis Aaron Simmonds @julietmeyers TIM CLARK + RICK RIGHT Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com


Just gone to post a pair of earrings. Would have been a first class stamp. Because of "the bump" of the envelope. Cost me £1.95. Our Post Office is an absolute disgrace. A little bit of competition and they persecute the customers that still use them. Pathetic. Royal Mail Help


Watched the latest Jimmy Carr special. It's not so much the jokes that I dislike it's the casting. The bloke who plays Jimmy Carr is so wooden and insincere none of it rings true. Surely they could get somebody better?
COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with Keith Platt And on Saturday 4/5, WINDSOR hosts Cally Beaton PRE-ORDER Namaste Motherf*ckers book! Otiz Cannelloni Quincy’s Comedy Lounge Louie Green Martin Durchov Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with Keith Platt And on Saturday 4/5, @charmianhughes hosts Cally Beaton PRE-ORDER Namaste Motherf*ckers book! Otiz Cannelloni Quincy’s Comedy Lounge Louie Green Martin Durchov Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com


Real shame as Tamworth Football Club should now be having a replay Tottenham Hotspur and much needed revenue but The FA decided to devalue their own competition to benefit, at most, 8 clubs. Guardians of the game my arse 😂😂
