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Keith Platt

@keithplatt

Widowed five year ago when my dear Sandra got hit by a shopping trolley in Morrisons car park. Now doing stand up. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds! #MOT #ALAW

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I haven't been in the Fraser Theatre, Knaresborough since I was a child over 35 years ago! Thanks to all who attended including family and friends for packing this show out and making it such a special night.

I haven't been in the Fraser Theatre, Knaresborough since I was a child over 35 years ago! Thanks to all who attended including family and friends for packing this show out and making it such a special night.
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On event day let's be very clear about the message Brent Council send out. You are NOT welcome in Wembley unless you are there for the event. Stay away. Do not enter the area. Do not come here, your money, custom and patronage are not welcome. Disgusting. I will never return.

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Well Morrisons have dropped the ball. Managed to make one half decent mince pie out of two. If puff pastry with a memory of mince is your thing you'll like these. Maybe head somewhere else for your Xmas ones though, don't want the family thinking you're tight!

Well <a href="/Morrisons/">Morrisons</a> have dropped the ball. 
Managed to make one half decent mince pie out of two. If puff pastry  with a memory of mince is your thing you'll like these. Maybe head somewhere else for your Xmas ones though, don't want the family thinking you're tight!
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Dear Everton Fans. It's called financial doping, you were found guilty. Are you new to football? Have you not heard of points deductions? Tke your medicine and shut the fuck up. You're not the first, you won't be the last and you are not special #Everton

Dear Everton Fans. 
It's called financial doping, you were found guilty. Are you new to football? Have you not heard of points deductions? 
Tke your medicine and shut the fuck up. You're not the first, you won't be the last and you are not special #Everton
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COMEDY this week Thu 25/1 Try Out Night with @keithplatt Saturday 27/1, @charmianhughes hosts @Thephilellis Aaron Simmonds @julietmeyers TIM CLARK + RICK RIGHT Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

COMEDY this week Thu 25/1 Try Out Night with @keithplatt 
Saturday 27/1, @charmianhughes hosts
@Thephilellis 
<a href="/RollingComedian/">Aaron Simmonds</a>
@julietmeyers
TIM CLARK
+ RICK RIGHT 
Hope to see you there.  
Cheaper in advance.  
Book soon as shows sell out  downstairsatthekingshead.com
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Just gone to post a pair of earrings. Would have been a first class stamp. Because of "the bump" of the envelope. Cost me £1.95. Our Post Office is an absolute disgrace. A little bit of competition and they persecute the customers that still use them. Pathetic. Royal Mail Help

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Watched the latest Jimmy Carr special. It's not so much the jokes that I dislike it's the casting. The bloke who plays Jimmy Carr is so wooden and insincere none of it rings true. Surely they could get somebody better?

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Real shame as Tamworth Football Club should now be having a replay Tottenham Hotspur and much needed revenue but The FA decided to devalue their own competition to benefit, at most, 8 clubs. Guardians of the game my arse 😂😂

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The Official Motörhead Podcast The Motörcast is available in all podcast players♠️😇♠️ motorhead.lnk.to/MotorcastWE #motorhead #themotorcast #motorcast

The Official Motörhead Podcast The Motörcast is available in all podcast players♠️😇♠️
motorhead.lnk.to/MotorcastWE
#motorhead #themotorcast #motorcast