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Keith TOTP

@keithtotp

Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion

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calendar_today21-02-2009 08:12:50

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One always tells the truth. One always lies. Just kidding, they both tell the truth because they’re Good Boys. #DogsOutsideThePub #PubDogs

One always tells the truth. 
One always lies. 
Just kidding, they both tell the truth because they’re Good Boys. 
#DogsOutsideThePub
#PubDogs
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Going through some old photos, and every year I don’t go back to Los Angeles and win this, is a year wasted to be honest. #Skills

Going through some old photos, and every year I don’t go back to Los Angeles and win this, is a year wasted to be honest. 
#Skills
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The Dark Knight is on the telly, so I’m watching The Dark Knight. It’s hard to put a number on how much better, so I’m just going to say ā€œinfinitely betterā€, a film it would be if Nolan had just slapped Bale the first time he did his Batman Voice and said ā€œNO!ā€

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Right Ankle = Not Great. Left Knee = Fucked. Watching Your Friends Rock The FUCK out of The Scala = Just An Excellent Time! #SwingsAndRoundabouts

Right Ankle = Not Great. 
Left Knee = Fucked. 
Watching Your Friends Rock The FUCK out of The Scala = Just An Excellent Time!
#SwingsAndRoundabouts
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Blimey! It’s taken 3 years, a total of around 25 hours Actual Recording Time, but I think my fourth album is actually finished! I’m really just Incredibly Happy right now! Now to mix it. #HowHardCanItBe

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If I’d been hired to make a twelve episode Star Wars series, that everyone agrees ā€œgets really good after episode 3ā€, I would simply have made the first 3 episodes Really Good too. #Amateurs

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Will I ever eat a BĆ”nh MƬ, The King Of Sandwiches, without singing ā€œBĆ”nh you. BĆ”nh Mi. BĆ”nh it together, naturallyā€ to myself to the tune of Lionel Richie’s 1985 hit ā€œSay You. Say Meā€? No. Obviously not. I make my own fun.

Will I ever eat a BĆ”nh MƬ, The King Of Sandwiches, without singing ā€œBĆ”nh you. BĆ”nh Mi. BĆ”nh it together, naturallyā€ to myself to the tune of Lionel Richie’s 1985 hit ā€œSay You. Say Meā€?
No.
Obviously not. 
I make my own fun.
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ā€œScream (2022)ā€ is on the telly, so I’m watching ā€œScream (2022)ā€. I’m a big a fan of ā€œMeta Stuffā€, but fuck me, this is insufferable! ā€œAaaah! What if you’re the killer though!ā€ ā€œAaaah! What if YOU’RE the killer though! Also, have you ever seen a film?ā€ Repeat x a billion

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It’ll sound different when there’s people that have come in here lookin’ like that in the room #NormallyANicheReference #ProbablyNotTonight

It’ll sound different when there’s people that have come in here lookin’ like that in the room
#NormallyANicheReference
#ProbablyNotTonight
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I have, once again, spent my evening with lots of friends watching friends be Excellent in an Excellent Band, and having an Excellent Time! I fully recommend it! #ItsGood

I have, once again, spent my evening with lots of friends watching friends be Excellent in an Excellent Band, and having an Excellent Time!
I fully recommend it!
#ItsGood
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Not enough bands doing Power Ballads these days. Power Ballads are great! More bands should do Power Ballads is what I’m saying here. #PowerBallads #Great youtu.be/1Cw1ng75KP0?si…

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I’m watching Gunpowder Milkshake. It’s bad. It shouldn’t be bad. It has everything in it that should be ā€œGoodā€ and ā€œCoolā€, but for some reason it’s not. It’s bad. They should have made it ā€œGoodā€. #Amateurs

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Tonight I went to a Pie House and saw Fightmilk, Dream Phone, and Sunny Side Down all be Excellent, and had an Excellent Time! #GoodOldGigs #GoodOldPies

Tonight I went to a Pie House and saw Fightmilk, Dream Phone, and Sunny Side Down all be Excellent, and had an Excellent Time!
#GoodOldGigs
#GoodOldPies