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Jim Acosta getting booed at Trump and Abbott’s border event is the real life equivalent to triggering a nest of MAGAts on Twitter. It’s how know you’re doing something right. 😏

You know Joe Biden is doing a good job on the economy when Republicans are scrambling to try to give Trump credit for it.

Do not bring a porn perm to a Fauci fight. It will never end well for you.

“No, the breach wasn’t coming from the anti-Trump deep state. Instead, the clerk who is under investigation for tampering with the county election system is Tina Peters, a fervent supporter of Donald Trump and amateur vaccine science aficionado…” thebulwark.com/voting-machine…

Yup, a storm (or really just a light drizzle) of Neptune missiles will do that.🇺🇦✌️

The drunk penguin deleted his tweet where he admitted that he asked for a pardon, so here you go. Rudy W. Giuliani

Remember, kids, this is what happens when you combine day-drinking, tweeting, and consciousness of guilt.

Note to @RepMattGaetz: when the women around you are old enough to drink, you aren't paying them for *ahem* "company," and you still behave as you normally do, you should expect to end up wearing their drink now and then.