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The New Pope

My wife whitened her teeth before going to the dentist tomorrow, which is kinda like washing your hands after a strip club, they’re gonna know what you’ve been doing.

Me when I get home waiting for my wife’s horrific documentary to end so I can watch the Knick game in the living room.

My Uber’s here.

Visiting the in-laws and re-visiting this drive all week.

Flying across the country out of newark airport for an in-law family wedding with two kids under five may the new pope have mercy on my soul.

Delayed flight with a toddler and a two month and now god is just taunting me.

Finally landed in California through all the west coast flight delays so now I’m blasting the Knick game without headphones to give them the New York experience.

Ah fuck.

The next picture was just me alone.

Happy Memorial Day... I’ve been stuck up here for two days and just found service.

Nothing can make this view better than a flight back to newark in a few hours.

Me getting off a long flight

Good to be home.

Looking forward to the upcoming documentary.

On a similar note my brand new ball sweat deodorant is for sale on my website now.

Sit on it.