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KIP HENLEY

@kiphenley

I’m a Hobo that carries heavy stuff on the PGA Tour. Professional Ball Washer. (TPC) The Peoples Caddie (Uncle Kip) ☮️

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calendar_today02-05-2009 02:05:10

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For the one thousandth time! Every inch of every fairway is an old divot! How well must it be healed to be considered a droppable divot? How can so many decent golfers not understand this? If your group wants to drop out of divots that’s fine but you can’t change that rule for

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Perfect for instance ! Everyone hated spike marks on greens and the USGA was smart enough to make the rule work. They knew that only tapping down spike marks would open a shitstorm of rulings so they made the rule say “any damage” to the surface. They are also smart enough to

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Hunerd ! lol. Shows you the exact same theory of dropping from divots. That’s bullshit having to hit from an uneven lie after I have hit the fairway ! 😂💪🏆

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Read the old rules Tom Morris and his buddies came up with! They teed off and didn’t touch their ball again until it was holed. Didn’t clean it on the greens or anything. Found it and whacked it until in the cup. Modern golfers are sissy’s.

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I would have 3 times more trophies in my attack. I play with 12 or 13 now unless I have two putters in my bag that neither work.

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Here’s a great club repair story. The L.A.B. Golf built me a great Forearm Smasher that I loved. I felt like it needed a touch more loft so I did what I always do. Tried to bend more loft with my foot. Didn’t realize it was a graphite shaft until it snapped. I’m stewpid. 🤪

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Who gave us the right to change the Inventors of the game rules ? Think how simple the game would be if we played it like Old Tom and his boys!! Rules Officials would have to get a real job. 🤣 These are jokes. Calm down Rulies !

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This is the real rule that needs to be changed. Old Tom Morris and his buddies probably got in a few fights and weeded out the cheaters but their drunk buddy that sucked at math they probably still gave him the trophy.

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That some expensive tees! Just take your wedge and whack the hell out of each tee until the turf is high enough to put your ball on. It won’t cause any damage. All the best players do it.

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Don’t know who Burner is but I’m a follow from here until he corrects my they their they’re there’s their’s they’rs.

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Female Tennis has been as cool as the Men’s game at different times in our lives. It certainly was just as cool when Martina and Chrissy were battling. If women want that to end then let men into your game. It’s dumb and we all know it.

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Coach Geno don’t miss often but he wiffed about Clark. He seems bitter towards her. Did he recruit her ? If so there’s your answer. CC is not the best thing to happen to WNBA, she’s the ONLY thing that has happened to it. No one cares without her.

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Iran is half as smart as we are because they don’t let women get educated. Plus how many super intelligent gay men have they killed? How dumb can you get? Animals will never be smarter than humans.