16 years on and it's still doing the rounds 🤣

Yes and then I said "nooooo scooooore"

I reckon that's just a feeeeeeeew seconds too long. Oh and you're missing 'hundred and' 🤣

Well this is fun. The 0920 from BHX to Amsterdam left 3 hours late meaning I missed my connection. A 7 hour wait at Schiphol ensues with no guarantee of my 9pm flight leaving either due to the heavy fog.

Hope to see lots of you in the forthcoming 17 weeks. Should be a belter. First stop, Belfast.

I was gonna say that it's weird seeing Dan Dawson in a suit but then along come the stars and stripes boxers just to Trump it all. Is it possible to unsee things?

I look forward to the invite! 😉🤣

Not true. The first 3 darts will count and any subsequent darts will not count. 😉

Driving home from the Masters and I saw your face on the roadside poster of my local pub. I wondered what that was!

Played darts for 5 minutes. 2 180s and a bullseye off my knees on the 3rd dart. Not lost it 🤣

Thanks DB. You live up to your usual standards. Both trains late and I was meant to arrive at the airport at 1623. Now it's 1729 for an 1815 flight. This is going to be tight.

First ever televised 9 darter ending on double 15 and the first ever PDC 9 darter that ended on D15 that wasn't a 150 checkout.

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Here's my usual UK train rant. 20 min connection at Derby missed by seconds as they wouldn't hold the doors. Another to Sheffield running 3 mins after but no help from East Midlands Railway (EMR) staff so by the time I realised it was from plat1 it had gone. Got to wait ONE HOUR for the next

Train woes part 1,348,338. This is the THIRD DB train today that has been cancelled on different routes! It is ridiculous. What's even more annoying is you can't get compensation as im using a Deutschland Ticket.

Despite having a valid @interrail to Brussels Airport, the barriers wouldn't let me out. Apparently a ticket to the airport is not enough. You need to pay ANOTHER €6.90 just to access the airport. What a SCAM. I bet they don't charge those who arrive by bus. SNCB

The railways in Britain are useless. All I want to do is reserve a seat with CrossCountry Trains and they palm me off to trainline. I ring them and they say XC haven't released a seating plan so I can't book a seat...on any train. No wonder I hardly use the trains in Britain

Im not a football fan but is that a usual thing that when there's a match on with thousands of people needing to travel, they cancel all public transport and make you walk for miles or is it just Basel?

Classic Ryanair. Paid for a 20kg bag and it was 21.4kg. She said do I want to pay the excess or remove something so I removed my thick winter coat which was 2.1kg. So now I've made it more awkward for other passengers as far less room in the overhead lockers!!

Someone said all I do on Twitter is post negatively about public transport so this is to prove I don't. Well done KLM for getting me from BHX to AMS to Copenhagen on time and with decent legroom, comfortable reclining seats and decent service. A proper airline.