"That Pot is not gonna pick itself..."

She isn't wrong.

If you are attracted to both men and women, but neither are attracted to you, I'm afraid you are... Bi-Yourself 😂

How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes?

You know...

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.Governor Gavin Newsom released his latest strategy for 2028!

My wife and I pulled our ol' pickup into the lumberyard and she jumped out, and strolled into the office. “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk raised an eyebrow. “You mean two-by-fours, right?” My wife scratching her head. “Uh… let me check.” She walked back to the truck,

Jalen Carter is the spitting image of Stacey Abrams

Elections ain’t gonna fix this BS.

Speculation: A prominent Democrat will be harmed. Everyone will blame MAGA. The division will escalate. This is a plan to further divide us.

So, Disney is getting cancelled by the left and right. Poor Disney.

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Skattebo and John Riggins jersey #44. Coincidence?

RT if your team is one of the last 11 undefeated teams

If Texas Tech holds Arizona State to 14 points or less, I’ll buy everyone who retweets this a pocket knife

Is “disabled” the new N-word?