Jesus, can we get Nicky Byrne back?! 😳 #LUFC #SoccerAid

And just like that, I blinked and now I have a teenager! Happy 13th Birthday Leo My boy wonder, my GOAT I love you more than Leeds ❤️

Couldn't choose

Another addition to Leeds United arch #lufc

Need a crash diet this week So trying not to eat the contents of my snack cupboard (entire pack of chocolate digestives, carton of custard, 4 Kit Kat Chunkys and 6 packets of crisps) so I can PROPERLY start tomorrow without temptation

Today's instalment of words I didn't think it was possible to misspell

Choosing Pimms AND prosecco as pre-drinks yesterday felt so big and clever at the time Too old for this shit 🥹

Sometimes all you need is wine and Spice Girls documentaries (yes, plural) in your scruffs with your pal ❤️

Hi UK Military Flying Training System I’m on a mission to raise £100,000 for the RAF Benevolent Fund before I join the Air Cadets next year. Next month I’m cycling 200km across Germany. Can you help support me in anyway to reach my target please? My story 👉bit.ly/4hiTQq8

Disgusting man. Disgusting club.

Spat my tea out 🤣🤣🤣

Superior Player of the Match?!

Reckon there's a lad somewhere called Max White and his mates call him Colgate? #randomthoughtsthatpopintomyhead

There's nothing quite as awkward as the interaction you have with the owner of the dog whose balls your dog is licking

Bloody hell that Gudmundsson is a bit of alright int he #LUFC

Prolific sexual abuse. More than 20 victims, some of whom didn't even know until told so by the police. Video evidence of sex with unconscious women. Piss poor justice. Anyone who has the audacity to criticise women for not reporting rape needs to watch #24hoursinpolicecustody

Family time tonight to celebrate the big man's birthday. Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the bad influence.... My Dad ❤️ xxx

So are we gonna talk about Gareth Bale's trousers or......

It's gonna be a long night on the family group chat