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What are some of your everyday Eric Adams quotes? “Make haters your waiters” is a stone-cold classic, as is “in NYC you can see everything from 9/11 to someone opening up a business,” but I personally get a lot of use out of “first stop is always Istanbul.”

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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Me, blackout, 2016, Tobi t-shirt dress, OTK boots

i used to pray for the day nerds would be treated like athletes. the day’s finally here, and it’s fucking glorious

New bombshells enter the villa

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

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Thank you for being brave enough to say it, Justin. It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business, making our city even safer and more affordable every day.

When I go to the club I wanna hear those club classics

Culture shifted so fast that 30 Rock is now a right wing sitcom

i wanna work at tubi so bad i bet they let you smoke cigs in the office

I collected 97 application fees ($45 each) for an apartment rental. That’s $4,365 in passive income. I’m not even renting out an apartment.

to catch the world’s most dangerous pedophiles…we need to bring in the best for one. last. job