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Dash Turner

@kocoumofficial

yurok 🐚 ++ tv writer (solar opposites, krapopolis, rutherford falls) ++ banned from xbox live

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every spider in LA is the dumbest bitch alive. honey you do not need to build a web across the doorway of a grocery store. that’s not gonna work mama

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would love to be a 5th SATC girl who loses it and disappears after 1 season because im the only one who can hear the super loud utensil sounds coming from nearby tables at lunch

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woke up & noticed a dead centipede on my pillow, right next to my face. relieved i could be there for her in her final moments

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replacing my severely cracked windshield with a beautiful 13th-century mosaic stained glass fixture rescued from a church in naples. i won’t be able to see the road but honey i’ll see god. and that’s enough

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something rly similar to Babygirl (2024 film) happened at the taco bell i worked at in high school… basically my 50 year old lesbian boss slept w my 19 year old italian male bimbo coworker & somehow no one but me was surprised

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i just KNOW if i were the linguist in Arrival, i would’ve smoked weed w the aliens by day 3. frankly i hate myself for it