I wonder if Gordon took a penalty? Not seen anyone mention it

Unlikely that Gabriel is going to match that Burn 9 pointer without scoring assuming he keeps a clean sheet. I fucked up 💀

Early days still but maybe I should have brought Burn on over Yildiz, but that would have felt so wrong 😂

Michael Oliver you sir are fucking useless

7 points down for bringing Yildiz on over Burn 💀💀

111 points in the superior fantasy game which is over a third of my total points scored in that other inferior fantasy game. Shame about the Burn 9 points left on the bench but realistically I wasn't going to sub him in over Yildiz

I think what would make the Gordon hype because he's on penalties hilarious would be if Newcastle never got another one this season but I know what this evil game is like. He'll get a hattrick of pens similar to Kluivert last season

I'm not joking when I say Bizot is actually better than the current version of Martinez

Potter to Forest anyone?

The chairman of my team has asked me to reconsider my retirement from the game. Negotiations are underway

After some tough negotiating I have agreed terms to return on a rolling week by week contract with the possibility of turning that into a guarantee to stay for the rest of the season depending on short term results improving

Coming out of retirement and committing to the same plan that sent me into retirement 💀💀

So Gabriel is still a buy then? There's a slight temptation to go with Timber I can't lie

Fucking hell I think I'm going to captain Gyok 💀💀

It's Minteh time

There seems to be a visual glitch on the app. It's saying I don't own Haaland and have captained Salah. Investigate asap Fantasy Premier League

Anyway fuck football for the weekend, it's time for Ghost of Yotei

I actually find it disgraceful that none of you guys told me to captain Semenyo, how could you not know he was getting an 18 pointer