I've loved you even when I didn't really understand what football is. Sometimes, I imagine myself being a supporter of another football team but, it just doesn't Fit. You are home, one that matters. Love you United, always.

Man Utd complete Cunha signing for £65M Good signing on paper, definitely looks sharper and a better attacking option than what we've had to work with this season. Let's see how it goes. Had too many players come in and fail to meet up But good start and early business 💯

No tribe wey nor get prostitutes for Nigeria No tribe wey nor get thief and fraudsters No tribe wey nor get bad person No tribe wey nor get GOOD PERSON You encountered a bad head don’t mean the rest of the tribe is bad. You encountered good don’t also make the rest good.

END TRIBALISM END BIGOTRY END POLICE BRUTALITY SAY NO TO CULTISM SAY NO TO IRREGULAR MIGRATION PUT AN END TO THE IN-HOUSE TRIBAL HATÈ ROCKING NIGERIA STOP BEING A NUISANCE ONLINE !! THE INTERNET ISNT REAL LIFE DONT BE A FUCKIN SWÎNE

Bookmarking this thread for when I eventually find future Mrs Ota-Ufuah 😌

If I did a campaign for Fan Milk Nigeria

God I just want to thank you for water and soap. There’s something crazily beautiful about taking a shower. It’s like a new lease of life. You feel brand new.

The other day, I was talking about Wike’s son’s extravagance and some Nigerians were defending him. Complete idiots.

Portugal had never been to any final before Cristiano Ronaldo. They have now been to 4 finals since he made his debut and won 3 of the 4. The true definition of once in a lifetime talent.

Street food is now the price of fast food and fast food is now the price of fine dining and fine dining is now the price of house rent.

Wish I could retweet this a million times. For all the delusional tech bros chatting “AI and tech development in Nigeria” when we never even see 24 hours electricity. Ridiculous

Speaking it into existence. A better position, more progress, growth, favor, stability, and blessings I can’t even imagine. This time next year, things will be different in the best way.

On GMOs. Firstly, permit me to throw data to the wind. Only time. 90% of people arguing about GMOs, reading this thread - have never handled genetic materials, edited genes. Probably never will. I eat CRISPR-CAS9 for lunch. I write this thread, as a subject authority.

“It’s not you, it’s me”😂😭 📸 : X •• uxcel

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!! Interracial marriage - Client!!! Spotify DM’s - Client!!! Grok - Undress this person!!! Sees a queue - Jump it!!! Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!! Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!! Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has

NEW WEEK ENERGY!!!💥 NOW ON AIR: #DOWNTOWNRADIO Kristoph_OnDahMic🎙️ is here to charge up your Monday🌟 Iconic DJ deejaytmonie is on deck! #JustPlayed : Hehehe - REMA #doperecordsonly

If Oyibo comes with ship to pack people as slaves right now, they'll not believe their eyes.

It is important to remind everyone that the Compulsory Treatment and Care for Victims of Gunshots Act, which we passed in 2017, exists. No victim should ever be denied treatment, and law enforcement agencies must ensure full compliance.

I hope you know: - Aiming to earn in a different currency Is not normal; - Working numerous jobs just to survive is not normal; - Having to “japa” to improve the quality of your life is not normal. But Nigerians are unique. We’ve been bent and beaten to accept these as normal.