Capitalist: human nature is fundamentally selfish. Therefore we should— Legalist: enforce a system of strict rules that heavily constrain selfishness in order to ensure a functioning society, exactly! Capitalist: …what? Dude no 😢 that would make me feel really bad

Elon sliding into my DMs real smooth

let the blight of airplanes finally leave this world as soon as possible 🙏

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“China needs more consumption” No. China needs to build more terracotta warriors. A LOT more. While impressive, their current standing terracotta army may be insufficient to fight a modern terracotta war.

Hey I hear that the People’s Republic of China doesn’t like eating dog shit either. So, you know what to do!

ELON MUSK WAS TAKING SO MANY DRUGS ON THE CAMPAIGN HE STARTED TO PISS HIMSELF

Democracy Dies in Darkness, so you better get out and VOTE to defeat fascism in the United States! …you’re asking, what about Mexico? Oh, well they’re actually doing a little too much voting down there. It’s a bit undemocratic in fact