Too much information

Remind me not to sit next to you.

If you win Powerball, don’t fall for that lump sum crap. Do what I’m gonna do. I’m taking a dollar a year for 1.9 billion years.

Former Twitter Employee Can't Seem To Find Meditation Room At New Taco Bell Job babylonbee.com/news/former-tw…

So we should announce that your dad is on our train?

That's true, but we would prefer that our train crews didn't participate.

Belt parkway completely closed .. who’s coming to town besides 🎅🏼

We can't do that, but we may make it a ballet train.

One person dead and another injured after car plummets onto LIRR tracks Brooklyn's Atlantic station dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Now on Netflix, Criminals in Cars Getting Coffee

Trying to find my car!!!

Justin Stangel LOL !!

We're not saying WHICH Friday morning.

You could, or Trump could?

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We’re not too thrilled with you, either.

also why was a man and his golf clubs taking up FOUR seats on a very busy lirr train…

I absolutely believe X is throttling down my posts lately. If you see this, please just respond.