Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

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"Ancient Indian" >White skin >Blue eye >Blonde hair 😭😭😭 Kyun karte ho aisi harkatein "We wuz whytes n sheeeet"

I hope that no-one would disrespect my work so much as to sell a book that they didn't like enough to keep, to someone else, taking their money for something they wouldn't recommend. It's OK not to like it, but this is not OK. Especially if you got it for free.

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Tonight's show might be rained off. More editing time for me if so.

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Still not seen any evidence of continued trumpery, trumpitude or trumpishness over the past forty-eight hours.

Just spent an hour and a half editing. I did not progress to another chapter. Instead I was jumping around near the end making sure a load of Chekhov's guns I spotted in the beginning got properly fired.

I’m killing it at this marketing thing! 🔗👇🏼 The Dark Veil Society

It's Monday morning in Trumpistan and still no hints that the Trump is still Trumping. 🤔

Writers, do you write better when:

This is the truth.

Labour are approaching Reform like they approached Brexit….Unsure and conflicted. Call out the lies, call out the racism, call out all the numbers that don’t add up. Just stop trying to appease people who will never vote for you no matter what you do.

My YA-leaning comedic fantasy (a satirical dungeon campaign story - Discworld meets Knightmare) is now ready for beta readers. If you're interested and have the time, please reply here and then we can continue over DM and email. Thanks! 😊

Big Dan will always be one of my favourites. Happy Birthday!

Had a positive update regarding my legal status here in India. Things are moving in the right direction at a useful pace. Lots still to do but my stress level has just been halved. Plus my WIP is officially in beta hands. Time to celebrate with a curry and a beer.

Prayer is emailing “no-reply@heaven” and bragging about the bounce-back.

I probably have enough beta readers now, but if you would really like to read this one, let me know within the next couple of days. 😊

This is why I refuse to go back to the UK. I can't see how illegal immigrants could make it any more unpleasant there than these thugs are managing to do.