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14 year old me is having a fanboy moment 😎

Is her butt plug stuck?

“Trans history” You were born a boy and then you became retarded.

This dude just offered Trump a “Modest discount” on a Rolls Royce, £5 off a month if he sets up auto-pay.

The Arizona Cardinals have announced they have chosen a new head coach!!

Ever wanted to watch a fish nom nom on your doo doo? 💩🐟🐠

Hollow like a chocolate Easter bunny. And her soul.

The hollow chocolate Easter bunnie companies are going too far now.

Good god I’ve had some horrible diarrhea this morning. I’m trying to figure out whether it was the mango chutney burger I had last night or if it was just the mango chutney. 🤪

I don’t know any of the lyrics to “Amazing Grace”

C’mon RSBN 🇺🇸 , your guy couldn’t position Matthew to overlap the rear monitors?? That would be hilarious!

Is there anything worse than stupid people trying to make small talk?

The single greatest news segment in the lifetime of this planet.

When that bitch starts googling to prove you wrong just to admit that you’re right.

America, how does this make you feel?

My life’s goal is to be okay with being forgotten.

Happy Saturday! There is no such thing as “fake” Everything is real because we perceive it to be. Have a great day everyone

Where’s all them horny ladies at?

Ladies, is this a turn on for you?

The towel makes it look like this Jeep has a fiber optic front sight. 🔫