Almost forgot I had these. Absolutely amazing. "Produit Totalement Naturel" is French for "This is some good shit". Could not be more artisan. Pure sugar cane juice. Wild fermented.

Tuck The Frumpers

Wait what, you're fucking Laura Loomer? YOU DOG!

In civilized countries politically appointed heads of apartments manage the set of rules the department is supposed to enforce. They do NOT comment on specific cases and they do NOT go after individuals. But keep showing is what a fucking idiot you are.

Against Atheism

Take your pick. We can't be friends if you pick Cordon Bleu. Pretty sure they inject additional sugar into that shit.

America, stop electing talibans.

U.S. Department of Labor Spot the difference:

Yamazaki 12 and porn can turn a bad day into a pleasant experience. In fact, skipping the porn works too.

More people die from champagne corks than from sharks every year. In other words, I'm very brave.

Oh no. Ran out. Good thing I have a back up bottle. Do I drink too much? Yeah probably. And I like it.

Hey Gordon Ramsay, I can start on Monday.

Awesomeness. 15 yrs old Glen Elgin at 58.5%. Bottle 60 out of 270. This might even be better than porn. Fruity, floral, honeyed. Spiced pears, flaked almonds, fresh blackcurrant. Finished 5 years in Barrique casks.

Lars Iggy Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 Yes, they are idiots. Let’s call it what it is. This isn’t “faith,” it’s willful ignorance dressed up in prayer hands and flag pins. They’ve abandoned science, history, and common sense to worship at the altar of a false idol named Donald Trump, a man who mocked vaccines,

There's usually a soldier behind the AK-47 and an idiot behind the AR-15.