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"Nothing to see here, sir!" a compilation of some cover songs...

Soon. ish

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If you come into my replies and start writing a bunch of bat shit crazy posts, I will block you immediately. 🤨 I'm the only one who gets to write bat shit crazy stuff on my page. 🤪

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I'm smart enough to understand how not smart I am. 🤔 😭

There are two things in the Universe that point to the fact that we may be living in a simulation. One is the speed of light, and the other is the Planck length. Both are limits. ⚠️ The speed of light is the speed limit of the Universe, and the Planck length is the size limit.

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I'm thinking of doing short videos where I just load bowls and talk shit about people. Thoughts??? 🤨

HAPPY 249TH AMERICA!!! 🇺🇸 🥳 🎉 Have a safe and happy holiday! 🎆 🎇

With a bottle rocket you can turn little army guys into the Mandalorian. 😃

You can use a bottle rocket to launch a handkerchief parachute with a washer for the weight. 😃

If you tie several bottle rockets together, you can make a heavy lift vehicle to take things into orbit. 😃

The Star Spangled Banner was written about the Battle of Baltimore during the War of 1812 when the British shelled the hell out of Fort McHenry. Francis Scott Key saw the battle and the tattered flag lit up by the bombardment, and wrote the National Anthem. 🫡 🇺🇸

I wonder how much weird stuff you'd have to search to get a knock at your door? 🤔 And why do people who are about to commit crimes search all kinds of weird shit RIGHT BEFORE THEY DO THEIR CRIMES??? 🤷‍♂️ just sayin

Is it safe to let your computer keep track of your passwords? asking for a friend 🤔

Can we all agree that CGI animals in movies was just a bad idea? Dwarfs too! 🤨