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Reminder that Nadine Dorries found out how Channel 4 was funded live on TV five months ago

Apple Bottom Jeans by The Smiths (1985) has ruined my life

gutted that I can’t hear the tele when I eat crisps

oh my god I downloaded all of these songs on limewire (go watch Crybabies at Ed fringe they are like this x 3)

Lies

Ah this week marks 5 years since I went to Japan and got caught up in this school trip. Memories eh

I’m just your average 37 year old woman who realised her shoes were on the wrong feet after 3 hours IN HER NEW WORKPLACE today. So yeah all good over here thanks 👍

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

Amazing Amazing amazing Bon Iver in Glasgow last night 🙏

Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞 (This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)

Gorgeous day for a nurses’ strike outside Great Ormond St Hospital. So grateful for their unmatched care & skill. Now let’s get them the fucking pay rise they deserve & that the nation can *easily* afford. Austerity is a choice so change your mind or get in the bin!✊🏼❤️The RCN

Jarvis Cocker dressed in the style of British Rail tickets. A thread🧵… 1. Northampton (Rail Day Rover)

I think the proper term is cashier

I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.

Richard Hammond smashing it with the Arctic Monkeys at Glastonbury on a Friday night!!!!!

In the bin