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These pedals are 5144 miles away. Completely worth a demo #shiftline

I'm a fashion insider, in that I dress like I've been shredding inside my parents' basement alone for the past 8 hours.

The reverb I use most is Empty Apartment. I usually have it before my delay and after my girlfriend dumps me.

We are finally Lava Cable. Our old username Lava Cable, much like my hope to be a musician, was let go and is now completely inactive.

My therapist charges 3 Boss DS-1's an hour just to tell me my Gear Acquisition Syndrome is actually "a severe personal finance problem" smh

If there's one Rule that every hip hop collab should follow, it's Ja.

The tidiness of my pedalboard is inversely proportionate to my level of personal hygiene

When SRV does that giant bend on The Sky Is Crying and you're just sittin there like

"Fthksadgbjjk" -what it looks like when you type a tweet by slapping your keyboard with non-Lava cable. This tweet was typed by a Lava cable

I will personally see to it that a 6.9% discount is given to anyone that orders 420 cables.

Labor Day is really about celebrating all the hard work it takes to achieve great tone for drowning out my sad marriage & terrible children.

My prime David Bowie impression is just my geriatric Katharine Hepburn impression singing.

Some say comedians are failed actors and musicians are failed comedians, but all obnoxious guitar store shredders are failed humans.

Either my allergies are so bad that I'm allergic to my guitar playing, or my guitar playing is so bad that I'm now allergic to it.

I would post a photoshop of Ted Cruz liking one of our product videos, but I don't want to get flagged for gear porn.

Paying my rent the only way I can

When the singer quits to go solo

You gotta go see MOUNT HOLLY. Lava artist👇 x.com/nickperri/stat…