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I've been on this abomination of a site for half of my existence. What a miserable existence

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hello, bo0sting this once again <3 my wonderful partner wrote a lovely little update with some diagnoses and little details - i am likely going to be out of work for a...long time and am trying not to panic about being broke

Sarchasm is 11 years old. We're now accepting all county fair main stage offers

I love 924 Gilman. Thank you punk rock for messing me up the perfect way

Hello Twitter, I put out a new comp with bands I love. Please buy it lavasocksrecords.bigcartel.com/product/the-fl…

I quit music

hi! face for the al-go-ri-thim! did y’all know i tutor, and am pretty good at it? let me help you or your kiddo learn! image description in the next tweet. feel free to RT or spread around :)

Did you know vans have four catalytic converters? I do now!!!!! Our van is sad, I hate doing this but here we are. gofundme.com/f/sarchasm-van…

Hey so we got our van back but it now needs major repairs!! any dollars you can send our way are greatly appreciated: gofundme.com/f/sarchasm-van… feel free to share this link with everyone you’ve ever met! thanks y’all 🥹

Michale Graves asked to play Gilman. That's adorable

Friend, You Are Lobster

'In the Hall of Fame' was the only The Smugglers album never released on vinyl — until now exclaim.ca/music/article/…

THE SMUGGLERS AND LAVASOCKS!?! IN THIS LIFETIME! Wild that this is happening, thrilled to be a part of it

ffm.to/sarchasmcrazy Do you have Spotify? Do you have Apple Music? Please presave the upcoming Sarchasm single from a thing happening November 1st <3

😭😭😭 Pre-order Sarchasm's final record on Asian Man Records: asianmanrecords.limitedrun.com

Sarchasm Gives us an amazing new video/single with “Crazy” We are nuts about it thewholekameese.com/2022/11/01/sar…

Hey friends!! We’ve got a new song out today called Crazy! It has a music video and everything, you can stream it here: youtube.com/watch?v=_J3E_E…

Bittersweet post 12 yrs ago Sarchasm ages 11,13,15 started a band, toured, made records, created community. HAPPY=new LP "conditional love" out DEC 1st SAD=924 Gilman DEC 30th/31st will be the bands last shows order: asianmanrecords.limitedrun.com tikets: gilman.ticketleap.com/this-year-suck…

Watch Bay Area indie-punk trio Sarchasm's video for "Good News" off upcoming final LP brooklynvegan.com/sarchasm-relea…