Real bang-up job, there, radical leftists. 😅 Way to do your homework. He was in town for a concert. Dumbasses.

Sounds like Mrs. Franko when I don’t do something.

Do you guys remember the time when people didn't only put shag carpet in vans and on floors... but UP walls too? 😂✌️

Does anyone know when gnat season officially ends? I've been very patient.

Y'all... Can we please just get along? I'm WAY too lazy for a civil war.

I thought it was time to bring this conversation to the court of public opinion. 😂

This is absolutely gorgeous. I wish I had skills like this. Then again, while I could learn, I already don't use the skills i DO have. 😂

That's just fucking wrong, bro.

New boots, Episode 2: (also the most exciting thing on fb for me rn. 🤷‍♀️)

stop it! 2 of my favorites in one. 🥰

I'm having a rare win this week. I've been making some... (necessary) adjustments in my life, and I think I've finally cracked my own code on how to balance my shit with the physical limitations I have. I've been making progress and I think I'm starting to get my groove back. 🤘

dudes. our washer is on the fritz so we ALL went down to the laundromat today and now I've got a makeshift clothesline (ratchet straps. thanks, hubby! 🥰), I'm running the dryer, back and forth and folding it all... Feeling like Little House on the Prairie around here today. 😜

My reminder list is looking like a whole-ass felony.

Would you believe... My house used to be SOO clean, that I used to actually... take the time... to cut the strings... off the towels? I kinda hate that person. 😜

hubby: there's not enough ZQuil to calm me down. me: chloroform would work. hubby: I don't blame you! whatever works. me: do you not think, if I knew ANYTHING about chloroform, that I wouldn't have used it a looonnng time ago!?