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Sending pap pap and meemaw on a permanent vacation

Why is it called PMS and not in the meantime

So true!

Love when big booby girls like one of my comments from 7 years ago so I go to see the boobies and oh nerts it’s a bot!!!!!!!!

Made cookies with my son and at the end he cried and said please don’t eat them all this time. I gave him an apple and thanked him for his help

Moved into a new house and there are no mirrors up yet so I have no one to argue with

Thank u for sending me the hard copy, Leah Tiscione!! (My PDF version wasn't coffee table friendly.) Buy her brilliance here: amazon.com/Karaoke-Even-H…

I hope the Val Kilmer from Willow is the one that lives in eternity 😍 RIP

Gimme one raisin to stay here, and I’ll turn right back arou- *u turn*

If you’re at a bar and over 40 a Costco card should be a valid form of ID

No way I can ride a bike after going out all night because I can’t handlebars

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hey honey just making (. .) some Bud Light ( ) ( ) / U \ / ; \ | ; | d 🍺 b

Elon found a way to get more traffic to X by divorcing an X human trafficker

My rap skills: Don’t embarrass yourself furthers I’m more original than Werther’s

Your honor, motion to change the order

Remember the cold war? those were the good ol days

One time I got caught on a kiss cam enjoying a pineapple pizza and my husband divorced me

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[guy in a little red sports car just sped past me] I didn’t know you could drive your bed bitch

[at the post office] but why won't you send my enemies to hell