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What the hell with quarantine dreams? I have either been accused of or actually committed murder every night this week.

Woah just realized Manischewitz wine = Jewish maple syrup that is lightly spiked.

"Picking, preserving -- all of that's really big right now." Glad @manrepeller's pitch meetings are still doing the hard-hitting work.

Wait, wait another one: "This would be an investigation looking into Neard culture." Love you @manrepeller editors.

I miss my friends. How do you keep in touch with people from quarantine if you normally suck at it

What r u spending money on rn?

I can pretty much promise you athleisure is dead to me when this is over. I will never waste an opportunity to get dressed AGAIN

Do you think the pigeons miss us?

Spring sandal blisters: I’m thinking about you, I love you, one day you’ll torture the heels of my feet again and I cannot wait.

quarantine week 6 hack: a scoop of ice cream in your morning coffee. a scoop of sorbet in your afternoon wine.

Dw guys I have figured out how to master the spirit of a sad desk lunch from home

Pro tip for people in the kitchen who are like, “what is a sauce pan is that different from this pan?”: don’t wipe your hands when theyre covered in olive oil; moisturize your legs

Relatable dispatch from Leandra M. Cohen for @ManRepeller... "Of course, this is all in my head. It’s not actually like this. But you know who is never at the bar getting wasted with me, panic, and desperation? Objectivism. Logic. Reality." manrepeller.com/2020/04/quaran…

Should I reconfigure Face ID with a mask on or

THIS: manrepeller.com/2020/05/may-20…

Love that my kids school send an email every night about day it is tomorrow, I’m not trying to be sarcastic or clever

Am in the phase of quarantine where I play holiday music because it is whatever time of year I damn want it to be between these 4 walls

Literally never say unprecedented to me again

Harry Styles always looks like he stepped out of a Man Repeller article and it’s one of my favorite things about him

shaving my legs in the shower = cardio in the time of coronavirus