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Lee Goff

@leegoffiii

Author, Creator/Sisters Inc, TV show (WIP), MBA, Mental Health facility CEO (ret), Politically Independent, loves humor, Peace and Confrontation can co-exist

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A father, Hank Wade , is celebrating his daughter´s 2 year anniversary of addiction recovery. Huge respect to her, but also to this father. Good job, dad. Bless you

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I can find humor in almost anything, but cannot lately, so it´s best for me to say nothing. But, to those wonderfully decent and brilliantly snarky people I normally joke/discuss/debate with, I love you guys. It is important to me that you know that. Bless you.

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Just because something is the truth does not mean it´s not deceptive. People scream, ¨IT´S THE TRUTH!¨ when they know full well it´s not the whole truth and it´s not nothing but the truth. Partial Truth-Tellers are the most dangerous liars there are.

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Thank you, Dutch. It is the Entertainment INDUSTRY. Actors have somehow lapsed into a belief that their industry is the moral authority of America and they are the spokespeople. Hollywood is driven and governed by profit. Anything else is delusion.

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Wife: I've got a mammogram appointment coming up Me: They should call them 'Inbreastigations' Wife: Wife: Good one. Me: Smashograms Wife: I'm writing these down...

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Watching Bad Boys II, the funeral parlor scene and it still has me laughing out loud. That is some seriously funny stuff there. Laughing is good for the soul. It's bringing me back around. Thank You, Lord for giving us the ability to laugh.

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I saw a large piece of aluminum foil blowing down the street. 10yrs ago, I would have thought someone's garbage can blew over. Today, in our society, I immediately thought that someone lost their hat.

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Love takes courage. Kindness takes not only effort, but a self realization that "someday this person could be me." Hate comes out ready to rock and roll, eager to do its thing.

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A woman's elegance is a gift to an otherwise inelegant world, reminding us that she is not only in the moment, but in the wake she leaves behind.

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I went to the gym today and this woman next to me, with a disapproving smirk, asked why I was just sitting on the stationary bike not pedaling. "I'm coasting downhill, lady. Go worry about yourself" Dang busybody.

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Ninja Wife epiphany... "Being over 50 is comprised of exercising, dieting, exercising some more, dieting some more, all so you can remain a constant 10 pounds overweight"

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My wife cannot remember the password she created yesterday, but can remember what I said about her mother on Jan 21, 2015, including her reply. There's a superpower in there somewhere

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Useless But Fascinating Trivia For The Day: "Soldiers are not allowed to march in unison on bridges because the synchronized rhythm of their steps can match the bridge's natural frequency, leading to resonance and potentially causing structural collapse"

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I want female to male and female to male, NOT female to male and male to male! DAMMIT! (Amazon sent me the wrong connector hose for my garden reel. I needed a female coupling at both ends. Water hose couplings are so not politically correct )

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"It would not surprise me if we found that the Universe wore leathers and Mother Nature was a dominatrix, for what is "I give you sunshine after the rain" anything but "I give you pleasure in your pain"? - Grumpy Quotes by Lee