New Uganda

"Pray for me, l strangled a knife at the back of a man who l found in sister Joan's room" Father: it was me

University: full graduation gown at 300k Me;

When she told you "l know you have Hope" But can't ask her whether she is meaning yo side chic Hope or just hope

Sp*rms when she has alot of water

"But how did he get the job of being a spokesperson without connections?"

After agreeing to exchange infections for money

We either treat you or threaten the disease out of you

This is Maria. She’s organizing a company party for 50 people. She sent invites and only 6 confirmed the rest haven’t responded, and the party is this weekend. How is she supposed to plan with no RSVPs? What do you do, especially if you organize parties? #LetsTalkWithConsolate

This Friday, history goes down in Kawempe The Matata Mega Mix Show is where the real party starts. Pull up for non-stop entertainment #MatataMegaMix

Ladies who pretend to be asleep, but when you remove their panties, they raise their waist a bit to let you remove it easily. May God bless you financially.🙏😂

Can you imagine if government owned the internet Listen to what #GaetanoAndLucky have got to say about this #CapitalFm

Confessing your problems to a woman.

Advantages of deforestation

I have managed to expand my business this yr

NUP’s Robert Kyagulanyi was shielded by his supporters as military officers beat them after blocking him from accessing his campaign rally venue in Gulu City. His EC-appointed security is seen trying to stop the UPDF officers from beating the presidential candidate. #NTVNews

Enjoying a rich man's money coz am his son's friend

Judge: why did u shoot your wife instead of the man she cheated on u with? Me: My Lord, l couldn't shoot a new man every week"

I promise to be there for her untill l get a woman l love properly