With how the proceedings were going during the trial, I unfortunately can't say I'm all that surprised by the verdict

Holy smokes

Huh...

LET'S FUCKING GO BUBBA!

Y'all really lost to Luis Severino in Sacramento. He was 0-9 at "home" prior to today. Get your shit together, Mariners

Baseball fans watching Arte Moreno:

He'll probably rejoin Houston and bounce back to form like Hector Neris did

I'm sorry, Cole Young, I was unfamiliar with your power game

Money talks

Swap out Julio with JP. Kinda interchangeable here

This is gonna be another one of those incredibly frustrating losses by the Mariners that will probably come back to bite them in the ass at the end of the season, huh?

NEVERMIND, JP CRAWFORD WINS IT FOR THE MARINERS

News flash: The "fuck it, swing at everything" strat doesn't work

That's 4 strikeouts for Cal today. Ugh

Kyle Higashioka 3, Mariners 2. Good grief

So I may have been a day early (certainly seems like it)

Yeah ... It's a bit of a yikes

Uh... Mariners? You good?

So John Bacon sucks