I'm being such a big baby about estimating how many photos I should say I need in my book proposal. Someone just tell me how many thanks. #AcademicTwitter

no one is thinking about that weird thing you said at a party they are all busy thinking about how much of Earth’s geological record has been lost due to subduction of Hadean crust into the deep mantle

OK #ethnography and Anthropology people, profanity in writing: yes or no? Not quoting interviewees (that's def fine), but in the voice of the ethnographer, as a comment on method - and how awkward/disappointing fieldwork can sometimes be? I rly want to. #AcademicTwitter

If you wanted time to do your own research, you shouldn’t have gone into academics.

T-shirt: "Ask me about my refusal to use the word 'stakeholder'" #Anthro

I’ve been wearing a surgical mask at work for the past week, roughly 76 hours over 5 days. I know there are concerns about how masking affects health, wellness, and human connection, so I would like to offer a thread detailing the various ways that this has affected me: 🧵 1/6

I have been scheduled to give an on-campus research talk on April Fools' Day omg omg omg what should I do to them suggestions welcome #AcademicChatter #academia

Writing an exam for a class that, if taught anytime in the 50 years leading up to 2022, would not have had an exam. We all live in ChatGPTland now. #AcademicTwitter

Does anyone actually LIKE endnotes? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter

Me: Can I move this table? Microsoft Word: Yes. I've also altered your margins, converted all "a" to $, printed page 4, and hidden one of your shoes. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Huh, my book is back on the Amazon best seller list. Are people suddenly interested in endowments for some reason?

Going through and grading everyone's AI drivel. Catching myself giving credit just when I can tell someone actually did the reading, even when the answer's wrong. How's your finals week going? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter

My camera found a face in one of my muffins

Every time I hear Doug Emhoff's last name I think of the Monsanto House of the Future (MHOF). Just me?