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If you’re confused about which way the clocks go in which season, here’s an easy way to remember: SPRING your phone will do it for you FALL your phone will do it for you

I’m on my nonsense again. Six Things this week features: – The joy of Gold – The wonder of Ghibli – The best troubleshooting page on the internet – What we did before search engines – Mindblowing migration – Date that photo open.substack.com/pub/levparikia…

The clocks go back tonight. Hope they’ve enjoyed their stay.

Sorry this is wrong. Total bullfinch.

Someone described my writing as ‘like Bill Bryson on steroids’ today, so that’s going on the cover of Next Book.

Cat: meow meow meow meow meow meow Me: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think It means.

What does ‘nature’ mean to today’s composers? 🌿 Join us online on 5 Nov at 10am for Music Patron in Conversation: Nature & Music. Host Lev Parikian leads a discussion with nature-inspired composers @stuart_macrae, (Dr) Emily Peasgood & Lisa Robertson 🌱 zoom.us/webinar/regist… 🔗

Looks like a successful investigation by Scotland Yarg. news.sky.com/story/man-arre…

You know what else monkeys could never write? levparikian.com/index.php/book…

I’m on my nonsense again. In this week’s Six Things I ponder porcine cannibalism, say Happy Birthday to a road, and share the best ransom note ever written. open.substack.com/pub/levparikia…

We should just let New Zealand have cricket now. They’ve earned it.

“We are, allegedly, a nation of nature lovers; but what does that really mean?” - Lev Parikian. Join us tomorrow at 10am to discover how three composers interpret nature in their work. Don’t miss out! 🌱🎶 #NatureInMusic Register here zoom.us/webinar/regist… ✍️

Really looking forward to chatting with these wonderful composers about how nature influences their music. Tuesday 5th at 10am (UK time).

I never post my Wordle scores but I quite like this: Wordle 1,234 5/6

People are making predictions like they’ve never heard of the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing

I do not Know how to write A haiku That funny old man from Dundee.

[airport] GF: I guess this is goodbye ME: I told you, I'm not very good at goodbyes GF: [crying] Goodbye ME: [trying real hard] Geebumf